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Re: A joke or two. :) :)
« Reply #390 on: August 22, 2017, 08:51:06 AM »
"I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine"

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« Reply #391 on: August 22, 2017, 12:03:06 PM »
Mister Kindred  ..........  Exit stage left !!!! ::) I wander off into the wide blue yonder...sighing... ;)
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Re: A joke or two. :) :)
« Reply #392 on: August 23, 2017, 06:05:52 PM »
That was one of the top jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, if not the top one.

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Re: A joke or two. :) :)
« Reply #393 on: August 23, 2017, 08:10:40 PM »
I think the top one was about the pound coin and change... Sorry, I can`t remember it exactly. Another one was funny, a girl on News24 told it... I`ll try to find it.
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Re: A joke or two. :) :)
« Reply #394 on: August 23, 2017, 08:15:29 PM »
Okay... here they are

" I`m not a fan of the new pound coin , but then again, I don`t like change "....

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Re: A joke or two. :) :)
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« Reply #398 on: September 09, 2017, 10:11:51 AM »
Love the horses laughing  ;D I`ve seen the beer one before... It`s  funny ! :)
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« Reply #399 on: September 13, 2017, 09:03:40 PM »
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« Reply #401 on: September 14, 2017, 10:35:33 PM »

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« Reply #402 on: September 15, 2017, 03:03:54 PM »
Do we have to guess a town/city ?...   Birmingham
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