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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #75 on: September 29, 2015, 05:04:07 PM »
When I first  read this I wondered what  he had been drinking to make it so deadly.

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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #76 on: October 13, 2015, 02:24:42 AM »

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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #77 on: October 13, 2015, 05:50:00 PM »
He could always have shouted boo.

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« Reply #78 on: October 14, 2015, 05:06:59 PM »
Florida Man's wife is at it again........


Naked Florida Woman Destroys McDonald's



PPPD (Pembroke Pines Police Dept) identified the woman as Sandra Suarez, 41. Officers say the tirade came after a McDonald’s employee turned down Suarez’s offer of oral sex in the parking lot.

Suarez was taken to Northside Hospital as a precaution, but police said doctors determined she wasn’t under the influence of drugs or alcohol. She was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest, then was released on $7,000 bond. Reached by FOX 13’s Steve Nichols on Tuesday, the mother of two blamed the tirade on bipolar disorder and she does not remember much of it.

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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #79 on: October 14, 2015, 05:15:24 PM »
American politics at its finest...(sigh)

Florida, right? If the Sunshine State has given us anything in this wonderful Internet Era, it’s enough amazingly ridiculous headlines to make us laugh until every pair of jorts we own is drenched in pee. And don’t even get us started on Florida politics, because everything from “Hanging Chads” to Rick Scott’s Voldemort resemblance has made this state the butt of too many late night talk show jokes.

But all of the meth-fueled, face-eating headlines have just been an appetizer for the ultimate Florida politics news story: U.S. Senate candidate Augustus Sol Invictus, who, according to the AP, “wants to lead a civil war, is trying to recruit neo-Nazis to the party and brutally and sadistically dismembered a goat.” Oh, and he drank the goat’s blood, too, but since this is a Florida story that part is basically implied.


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Re: Flori-Duh Woman
« Reply #80 on: October 14, 2015, 05:20:58 PM »
Florida Man's wife is at it again........


Naked Florida Woman Destroys McDonald's



PPPD (Pembroke Pines Police Dept) identified the woman as Sandra Suarez, 41. Officers say the tirade came after a McDonald’s employee turned down Suarez’s offer of oral sex in the parking lot.

Suarez was taken to Northside Hospital as a precaution, but police said doctors determined she wasn’t under the influence of drugs or alcohol. She was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest, then was released on $7,000 bond. Reached by FOX 13’s Steve Nichols on Tuesday, the mother of two blamed the tirade on bipolar disorder and she does not remember much of it.


This is utterly HILARIOUS! And I just love the charge of "criminal mischief", that's wonderful!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #81 on: October 14, 2015, 05:55:33 PM »
Absolutely screamingly funny. Some mischief!

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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #82 on: October 14, 2015, 06:03:34 PM »
I think something was wrong with the camera, I kept getting an annoying rectangle floating around the good bits.
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Re: Flori-Duh Man
« Reply #83 on: October 14, 2015, 06:16:20 PM »
Maybe you should have gone to Specsavers hammy ;)
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